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b.good newsletter #20 -- Be Our Cousin In Harvard Square
b.good newsletter #20 -- Be Our Cousin In Harvard Square
Hey Everyone,
In about a week, barring any catastrophies, we'll be opening our 2nd loction in Harvard Square.
Anthony is on the verge of either a mental breakdown or complete nirvana, Jon is calm but ready, Chef Tony is as Uncle Faris would say "shaky", and Judy is pissed (at what, we really don't know). But, as a team, we're ready to take that next step towards complete world domination.
So, after countless conversations with suppliers and contractors that ended with the words: "I hate you. I hate you like chapped lips hate the cold wind. I hate you like the little spider hates the foot. Like the color red hates the color green. I hate you. I hate you. ew."
But, we've finally made it. And after a long labor filled with intense pain, another little baby b.good is about to enter the world.
On Wednesday, November 16th, our 2nd baby will be born in Cambridge.
The abandoned, little restaurant that we found on Dunster Street over a year ago is just about ready to become the most glorious b.good ever created. And in turn, the most glorious restaurant this little rock of a planet has ever seen.
And we couldn't have done it without the people reading this right now -- our sweet, beautiful, and strange family of newsletter subscribers. So, thanks. Without you, our corporate expansion would just be a carbon-monoxide-induced-hallucination on the long but arduous highway of "healthier" fast-food.
To show our appreciation, we want you to be the first to feast on the lean meats of her pristine, untainted grill and the first to gorge on the hand-cut fries of her shiny, new air-fryer. In other words, we want you to celebrate with us, Uncle Faris, cheap champagne, and free burgers and fries in Harvard Square the night before our grand opening (Tuesday the 15th).
And we want to immortalize one of you in b.good history by giving you FREE COUSIN OLIVER BURGERS FOR LIFE in Harvard Square.
Over there, we're going to be new, weird-looking (obviously), and lonely. So, we're going to need someone to love us like family even if we're not related.
Click www.bgood.com/contest-harvard2005.php, tell us why you'll be the best cousin to us, and you may never have to pay for house-ground, hand-packed burgers again (when you're in Cambridge).
And after you enter the contest, come celebrate our corporate expansion. Just print this out, come visit our new, baby b.good (24 Dunster Street in Harvard Square) between 7-9 p.m. on Tuesday, November 15th and eat free burgers and fries. (Don't worry, we'll send a reminder to you next week that you can also print out.)
And when you come, please bring this newsletter (or the reminder we'll send) with you.
Violators are subject to being physically removed from our new restaurant by Roy, our crazy salad-guy, who likes to shoot little salad dressing cups of peanut butter during work and threaten customers who try to change their order after it's been rung through.
As always, if you know anyone who wants to be our cousin in Harvard Square or anyone who just wants the free food that usually comes with this newsletter, forward them this email and tell them to join our family at bgood.com.
Anthony & Jon
P.S. Tell your friends, family, acquintances, and complete strangers you pass on the street about the contest. The more entries the better. We appreciate it.