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newsletter #64 - be our "cousin" in Dedham

Hey Everyone,

Over the last 6 years, the quest for fast-food glory has brought us to busy city streets, prestigious colleges, and even an abandoned gas station.

But this Friday, the perilous road to burger greatness will bring us to a beautiful, new, foreign land – the suburbs.

Oh yes, in just 4 days (barring any major explosions, self-mutilations, and irate inspectors), our 5th baby will be born in Dedham.

Yes, on Friday, this beautiful, little baby will be unleashed upon the Earth. And that means on Friday, September 25th, we'll officially be grinding steak in the suburbs southwest of Boston.

And when she is, there's nobody we'd rather celebrate with than you – our family.

So, Thursday night, we're inviting our kinfolk over for a pre-opening, all-you-can-eat party at Legacy Place. That way, we can make sure you're the first to see our new baby and the first to taste the burgers we grill there. (Don't worry, we'll send you a little invitation to remind you on Thursday morning.)

And for one lucky family member, Thursday night's free burger will only be the appetizer in a beautiful, gluttonous, new life. (Yes, like we always do when we open a new b.good, we're giving away free burgers for life&hellp;. yes, one burger a day in Dedham for as long as you shall walk the Earth.)

Just tell us why you'll be our "cousin" and you may never have to pay for house-ground, hand-packed burgers again (at least, whenever you're in Dedham).

Once you've entered the contest, come see us tonight and experience some of the pleasure that our Dedham "cousin" will soon feel for the rest of their existence. Yes, tonight, we're giving away free Cousin Oliver burgers when you buy one burger or sandwich.

To get your free Cousin Oliver (beef, chicken, turkey or chicken), just bring this newsletter with you anytime tonight, Monday, September 21st, from 5pm to close, and BUY ONE BURGER OR SANDWICH.

No copies or forwards. Violators aren't just subject to paying for two burgers, they're subject to Hunter, our crusty, 5-year veteran of the cash register. Hunter hasn't just worked hundreds of shifts in that half-decade. He's worked many of them just minutes after being woken up by us screaming into the phone at him. Those mornings, "Hung-Over" Hunter takes cabs to work. And while taxi fares from Mission Hill to Dartmouth Street make him some kind of weird, not-for-profit volunteer, it's never stopped Hunter (or made him change his fast-living, fast-food-working lifestyle). It's that kind of stupid commitment to b.good that will drive him to dominate any of the freeloaders who try to take advantage of the love we have for family.

As always, if you know anyone who'd like to consume free house-ground burgers for the rest of their days, anyone who lives in or near Dedham, or anyone else who'd like to be loved like family, forward them this and tell them to join ours.

Anthony & Jon

P.S. We're thinking about trying out a new way to show love for our family. So, if you have 30 seconds, we'd really appreciate it if you took this little survey about your cell phone and your interest in using it as a way to be loved by a fast-food restaurant.

P.P.S. In just a couple of weeks, 6 courageous b.good family members will step forward to do battle against sautéed spinach, evil professional eaters, and their own gag-reflexes. Yes, our annual garlicky-green eating world championship is coming very soon.