garlicky.green.contest

Tonight at 7:00 pm, b.good is hosting its 1st annual garlicky greens eating contest.


Eat more sautéed spinach than either of us in 5 minutes and you win our burger and sandwiches that contain garlicky greens free for the rest of the summer. Beat both of us, and you not only win the championship belt, but also you get that burger and sandwiches FREE FOR AS LONG AS YOU LIVE (or as long as we're in business).
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Name: joe
Contest Alias: Gentleman Joe
Reason why you should be chosen to compete against us:
You won't include me in your contest because i'm too good. I have won a spinach eating contest on the Intrepid in NYC, I've won numerous wing & hot dog eating contest, in addition to cicadas, meatballs, jamaican beef patties, brats, pizza. I have been on The Glutton Bowl on Fox, Ripley's Believe it or not, The CBS Early Show, Fox & Friends, CNBC's Squack Box & more. The only person in the world I know I can not beat (in an 8 minute or less, wing eating contest I think I can) is Kobayashi. If you are men enough to choose me, I will beat all 3 of you combined in 5 minutes. However I will need to use your bathroom for about an hour after the contest. Having been in a couple of pickle eating contests, I know that the healthy greens fly right thru you. After my last pickle eating contest I was lucky to make it from NYC to the 1st rest area in Ct, in Darien without exploding out my hind quarters. Thank you -- 2004-08-11 21:55:56
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Name: Chris Cleary
Contest Alias: Mrs. Esterhouse
Reason why you should be chosen to compete against us:
I dont even want to participate nor can i, but i just wanted to see if anyone will get my caddyshack 2 reference. -- 2004-08-08 07:31:31
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Name: margaret jackson
Contest Alias: shine
Reason why you should be chosen to compete against us:
Have you not heard the new I'm the greatest and there is nothing I can't do. Don't mess with me. For this reason I should be picked because there is no competetion at all. -- 2004-08-07 09:38:41
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Name: john
Contest Alias: peppa
Reason why you should be chosen to compete against us:
because i will actually beat you... -- 2004-08-06 17:41:44
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Name: Keven
Contest Alias: GGGEOAT
Reason why you should be chosen to compete against us:
I will eat like a hog, sting like a bee. There ain't no one man who can keep up with the amount of spinach I'm gonna eat except me. There's not a man alive who can whup me. I'm too fast. I'm too smart. I'm too pretty. I'm too anemic. I'm a baaaadd garlicky green eating man!! Signed: The Greatest Garlicky Greens Eater of All Time (GGGEOAT) [Apologies to Ali for stealing his lines... but I'm sure he'd approve] -- 2004-08-06 16:26:54
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Name: Sergei Spastikova
Contest Alias: The Iron Colon
Reason why you should be chosen to compete against us:
Bah! I laugh at you american simpletons and your immature attempts to prove your intestinal superiority! In my country we have the Feast of St. Scooby de Doo where we eat nothing but spinach for three days. 72 hours of no-doze, vodka and enough boiled spinach to put your silly cartoon icon Popeye into a coma. I will crush each and every one of you puny capitalist imbeciles. P.S. Please open a b.good in Moscow sometime soon. I would rather stand in an all-day food line for cabbage than eat Macdonalds. -- 2004-08-06 09:42:28
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Name: alice rouse
Contest Alias: oxcylic alice
Reason why you should be chosen to compete against us:
i once ate so much spinach that it (literally) burned a hole in the roof of my mouth from the excessive amounts of oxcylic acid. (* Woe to all ye who dare to beat me... i'm toughened up!) plus, clocking in at 4'10" -110 lbs- and 13 years as a vegetarian, shoving spinach will be a sight of pure ecstacy & amazement! -- 2004-08-03 16:58:18
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Name: Jorge Martins
Contest Alias: Mr. Shake
Reason why you should be chosen to compete against us:
You always win me and my team in Basketball and tha's because you're professionals so i see this as a chance of bitting the two of you on this contest. I won't pratice but i'll make sure that my stomach is ready to well come all the greens that you have. -- 2004-08-03 15:16:04
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Name: Joey Weidle
Contest Alias: Adolf Oliver Nipple
Reason why you should be chosen to compete against us:
Basically, I am an eating machine. I ate my parents. I broke my tooth a couple years back on a vending machine, and it has been softer fare since then. Garlicky Greens. Ha. Right up my alley. I am gonna go in a public toilet after, and "forget" to flush. -- 2004-08-03 12:29:36
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Name: melissa trumble
Contest Alias: Lady Luck
Reason why you should be chosen to compete against us:
I am a cute girl? need I say more? Oh, I do, do I? Umm? I have two brothers with whom I have had to ?compete? with at the dinner table. We?ve all heard of the bottomless pit that is puberty? eat quick or getting nothing soon becomes the motto of the only girl at the table! Now, really I don?t think you want me to say more. -- 2004-08-03 09:06:35
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Name: Dan Scalia
Contest Alias: The Italian Scallion
Reason why you should be chosen to compete against us:
I came in second in a chicken McNugget eating contest. There was only two of us. I with 47, the winner with 55. It was a bad day for me and I want another shot at the title. -- 2004-08-03 08:10:30
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Name: Andrew
Contest Alias: mcd
Reason why you should be chosen to compete against us:
wouldn't have to kiss my wife good night on night of contest! -- 2004-08-03 07:54:30
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Name: Jaime Chang
Contest Alias: Garlic Breath
Reason why you should be chosen to compete against us:
To impress a cute girl. What higher purpose is there in life? -- 2004-08-02 23:56:32
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Name: Ralph B. Beach
Contest Alias: Beachman
Reason why you should be chosen to compete against us:
I b.good at eatin. -- 2004-08-02 19:32:01
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Name: Eric Samay
Contest Alias: CHS
Reason why you should be chosen to compete against us:
The 2nd time I watched Cool Hand Luke, I actually ate 50 eggs and enjoyed a memorable food entertainment moment. 30 Taco Bell tacos, 45 PowerBars and 7 lbs. of wings had no chance. In short, I don't discriminate based on food group, taste or situation. I just like the challenge, and I plan on eating your burgers for free for a long time. Cheers to that. -- 2004-08-02 13:02:28
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Name: Tommy Bibbo
Contest Alias: Hurricane
Reason why you should be chosen to compete against us:
After watching Kobayashi on July 4th it made me sick my stomach, ever since then, it has been my dream to enter a healthy competitive eating contest. This the anti-Coney Island Hotdog contest and I would love to take part in it. I am a tremendous competitor and just like Kobayashi I will crush my opponents. -- 2004-08-02 11:46:44
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Name: PJ Deschenes
Contest Alias: the Rabbit
Reason why you should be chosen to compete against us:
I?ve made a reputation for myself by eating staggering quantities of unforgiving foods that leave lesser men crouched before porcelain. I?ve taken down a Chinese buffet in Winchester, Tennessee and preside over the annual Dog?n?Nog Winter Hotdog Eating Festival. Garlicky greens, Anthony, and Jon will wilt before my powers of consumption. -- 2004-08-02 11:07:01
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Name: Meredith Whipple
Contest Alias: Olive Oyl
Reason why you should be chosen to compete against us:
although a mere woman, i can school you girlie-men. also, i have a history of success in eating contests. the trophy on my mantle reads: "runner-up, yale pie-eating challenge, 2003." many have been left holding their stomachs in my wake. you, the weak eaters of garlicky greens, shall be no different. fear me. -- 2004-08-02 10:58:05
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Name: Col
Contest Alias: Popeye
Reason why you should be chosen to compete against us:
Not sure whether this is a good reason, but I love spinach (and I love your veggie burger--is that included?!?). -- 2004-08-02 10:40:38
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Name: Tim Hinkel
Contest Alias: hinks
Reason why you should be chosen to compete against us:
I thought I was going up a against faris, no way I can compete with you two studs. -- 2004-07-30 13:45:50
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Name: Tim
Contest Alias: green god
Reason why you should be chosen to compete against us:
if I am allowed to put a little vinegar on my greens no onion eater is going to be able to eat more than myself, I am the green god. -- 2004-07-08 13:23:38
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