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newsletter #65 - our garlicky-greens eating championship

Hey Everyone,

Last fall, this man came into our house, pushed us around, and took what was ours.

Yes, by shoving 7 lbs. of sautéed-spinach into his digestive tract, Pretty Boy took our fake-gold-plated championship belt, a year’s worth of free burgers, and the hopes and dreams of an entire fast-food family.

But, not this year.

This year, we can and will stop him and the rest of the evil professional eaters who are coming this weekend to battle us in our 6th annual garlicky-greens eating world championship. (That’s right, professional competitive eaters are actually returning again to eat against us.)

Like David and Goliath, Daniel-Son against Cobra-Kai, and Rocky versus Drago, one of our own over-matched family members will overcome their own gag-reflex, defy the odds, shock the world, and become the greatest spinach eater on Earth.

This year, the belt will return where it rightfully belongs – around the waist of one of our very own kinfolk.

So, if you're willing to answer the call to defend your fast-food family and stuff your face with spinach this Saturday, tell us why you've got the gullet to beat the pros and be our 6th garlicky-greens eating champion.

There's more than just pride on the line for our winner. The champ wins free burgers for a year and this genuine world championship belt that we were stupid enough to pay $400 for on eBay when we started the contest 6 years ago.

On Thursday night, we'll pick 5 family members to do battle this Saturday afternoon, October 3rd, at b.good Dedham at Legacy Place.

And just in case you need to try some sautéed spinach before you commit to the strong possibility of projectile vomiting it this Saturday, we're giving our family a free burger or sandwich of your choice tonight when you purchase any burger or sandwich made as a b.good (it's the one topped with garlicky-greens).

To get your free burger or sandwich, just print out this email (or show it to us on your phone), come see us anytime tonight, September 29th, AND BUY ANY BURGER OR SANDWICH MADE AS A B.GOOD.

No copies or forwards. Violators aren’t just subject to paying for their second burger, they’re subject to Ric, a family member who seems to have been waiting his whole life for the opportunity to gorge himself with sautéed spinach. See, Ric already sent us this email and this weird picture of himself to make sure we knew just how bad he wanted to fight for his fast-food family. If a man has that much desire to protect b.good from professional eaters, just imagine what he’ll do to any of the freeloaders who try to take advantage of the love we have for family.

As always, if you know anyone with the heart of a lion and the esophagus of a champion or anyone else who wants to be loved like family, forward this and tell them to join ours.

Good Luck,
Anthony & Jon

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